A young man goes to see his doctor and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating?" "Why?" the man asks. "Because I'm trying to examine you."
A foolish man complains about his torn pocket
A wise man uses it to scratch his balls
"Penis Planet", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $200
"Penis Planet Sketch", 1994, 9"x7", $60
Answered Prayers
"Snake Charmer", Arches watercolor paper, 1993, 8.5"x11", $30
"Answered Prayers", 1995, 9"x9.5", $30
"Surf's Up!", 1993, 10"x8", $30
"Big Business 1", 1993, 8"x10", $20
"Big Business 2", 1993, 7"x9", $30
"Baseballs", 1993, 8"x10", $30
"Drummer Boy", 1993, 8"x10", $10
"Big Bullocks", 1993, 7.5"x10.5", $20
"Answered Prayers 1", 1993, 8"x10", $30
"Hot Dog", 1993, 10"x8", $10
"Disco Fever", 1993, 7"x10", $20
"Pencil Dick, the King's Fool", 1993, 8"x10", $30
"Merry Man", 1993, 8"x11", $50
What happened to the man who built a penis out of LEGOs?
He got cock blocked.
Headbangers Ball
"Diphallia Heavy Metal", 1996, 7.5"x9", $40
"Diphallia Heavy Metal" sketch, 1996, 7"x9", $15
"Heavy Metal", 1993, 10"x8", $20
You're Thor? I can hardly walk.
"Hägar", 1993, 8"x9", $30
"Thor", 1993, 8"x11", $30
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel attached to the front of his pants.
“Isn’t that uncomfortable?” asks the bartender. The pirate replies, “YARR, It’s driving me nuts!”
"Putt Modernism 1", 1993, 8"x10", $20
"Putt Modernism 2", 1993, 9.5"x7", $20
I went to watch some porn and all it was was a sad old guy with his dick in his hand...Then I realized the screen wasn't switched on.
