I’ve always got something cookin’ in the lab. Unfortunately, for every success, there are a dozen whoopsiedaisies, which means I’m always looking for lab rats, guinea pigs, and gym bunnies to experiment on. If you’d like to contribute to my research by volunteering a clueless ‘friend’ who suffers from overly high testosterone levels , my DMs are open.


"Remote Controlled", 2008, 9"x8", $200
"Remote Controlled", 2008, 9"x8", $200
Mind Control Helmet 1, 11"x8.5", 2005, $400
Mind Control Helmet 1, 11"x8.5", 2005, $400
Mind Control Helmet 2, 9"x8.5", 2005, $300
Mind Control Helmet 2, 9"x8.5", 2005, $300
Don't you just hate it when a lab rat escapes and ruins all your carefully planned experiments?
Escaped Lab Rat I, 11"x8.5", 2005, $300
Escaped Lab Rat I, 11"x8.5", 2005, $300
Escaped Lab Rat 2, 8.5”x11", 2005, $200
Escaped Lab Rat 2, 8.5”x11", 2005, $200
"Top Dog", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
"Top Dog", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
"Top Dog Sketch", 1995, 9"x8", $20
"Top Dog Sketch", 1995, 9"x8", $20
"Obedience School", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
"Obedience School", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
"Brain Surgery", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
"Brain Surgery", 2003, 11"x8.5", $100
Feeding Time, 9”x12", 2005, $300
Feeding Time, 9”x12", 2005, $300
"Bird Brained", 1994, 10"x8", $200
"Bird Brained", 1994, 10"x8", $200
"Cluck-o-matic v1", 1993, 10"x10", $75
"Cluck-o-matic v1", 1993, 10"x10", $75
"Cluck-o-matic v2", 1993, 9.5"x9", $75
"Cluck-o-matic v2", 1993, 9.5"x9", $75
"Shock Therapy", 1993, 10"x10", $75
"Shock Therapy", 1993, 10"x10", $75
"Test Subject", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $200
"Test Subject", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $200
Honcho Magazine, 1994
Honcho Magazine, 1994
"The Collectors", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $200
"The Collectors", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $200
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"  Arthur C. Clarke
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