A man goes to his doctor and says “Doctor, I have a very bad gas problem. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh... silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can I do?"
"Well," said the doctor raising his voice a little, "I think the first thing we're going to do is check your fucking hearing!"
"Well," said the doctor raising his voice a little, "I think the first thing we're going to do is check your fucking hearing!"
"Beans", 1993, 8.5"x11", $40
"Fart Maneuver", 1993, 8"x10.5", $40
"Mr. Beans", 1992, 8"x8", $20
"Splat!", 1995, 7"x8.5", $20
"Blart!", 1995, 9"x8", $20
"Feel Good Fart", 1995, 6.5"x9", $20
"Big Fart", 1995, 7"x9", $20
Freaks
I drew these varmints when I suddenly decided to become a self-taught cartoonist after studying fine art for years and years in expensive schools.
"Bottle Capped", 1992, 7"x9", $30
"Mouse Detective", 1992, 7"x8", $30
"Mousetrapped", 1992, 7"x9", $30
"Pizza Mice", 1992, 10.5"x8", $30
"Skunkboy", 1992, 7"x9", $30
"Skydiving Mouse", 1992, 7.5"x9.5", $30
"Soldier Mouse", 1992, 8"x9", $30
Ruff Stuff
"Cirque de Zizi", 1995, 10"x9", $20
"Big Doofus", 1995, 10"x7.5", $20
"Bulldog Master Sketch", 1995, 9"x8", $20
"Nobody Here But Us Chickens", 1995, 9"x9", $20
"Brutes", 1995, 9"x8.5", $20
"Karate Klown", 1995, 9"x10", $20
"Manspreading", 1995, 6"x8", $20
"Misc Doofuses", 1995, 10"x7.5", $20
