A man goes to his doctor and says “Doctor, I have a very bad gas problem. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh... silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can I do?"
"Well," said the doctor raising his voice a little, "I think the first thing we're going to do is check your fucking hearing!"
"Well," said the doctor raising his voice a little, "I think the first thing we're going to do is check your fucking hearing!"
"Beans", 1993, 8.5"x11", $40
"Fart Maneuver", 1993, 8"x10.5", $40
"Mr. Beans", 1992, 8"x8", $20
"Splat!", 1995, 7"x8.5", $20
"Blart!", 1995, 9"x8", $20
"Feel Good Fart", 1995, 6.5"x9", $20
"Big Fart", 1995, 7"x9", $20
Straight Dudes
"The Ladies' Man", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $250
"The Ladies' Man sketch", 1994, 11"x11", $120
"Game Day", 1994, 10"x8", Acrylic & colored pencil, $250
"Game Day sketch", 1993, 13"x11", $100
"Keep Off The Grass", 2005, 11"x8.5", $75
"He Man", 1993, 7"x10", $30
"Wrestlers", 1993, 7.5"x9.5", $20
Ray Dragon 1, 1998, 8.5"x11", $150
Ray Dragon 1, 1998, 8.5"x11", $150
