I drew these sketches during my latest Pleasure Island getaway. Yes, the same infamous theme park featured in Disney’s 1942 Pinocchio, where partyboys pay the price of their hedonistic pleasures by being turned into donkeys. My goal is to sell enough of these doodles that I’ll be able to purchase a timeshare on that magical island.
Page #1, Every year there are more and more tech bros added to the usual mix of frat boys and bachelor party-goers. 2026, 6"x8", $300
Page #2, It's curious that the preferred brand of stogie among Pleasure Island donks is Blammo Reliable Exploding Cigars. I mean, the name says it all, right? 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #3, It seems cruel to make the Pleasure Island carnies stuff their ginormous donkey cocks inside baggy overalls. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #4, Ryan's hee-haws brings all the donks to the yard. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #5, “One of us! One of us!” cheer the donks. It’s all fun and games until the Coachman rolls up. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #6, “You’ve got tail” - now that’s the title of a rom-com I’d go see. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #7, Brad’s fiancée, Tiffany, did not approve of the makeover he got on his Pleasure Island bachelor party getaway. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #8, Kristofer, the lovechild of Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, welcomes guests to Pleasure Island with a complimentary cigar. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #9, Even old-timers can get overwhelmed by the scent of a ripe donkey. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #10, You'll find tons of pics of dudes making asses of themselves on the Pleasure Island Instagram. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #11, Brazil has its butt lifts, and Turkey has its hair plugs, but Pleasure Island is where you go to get hung like a horse. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #12, “Dude, that mask looks so real! How do you take it off?” 2026, 6"x8", $250
Page #13, It looks like one of Caulfield’s buddies slipped a little sumthin’ sumthin’ into his piña colada. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Veterinaria Clinic
Business is a-boomin’ for veterinarians south of the border who run back alley clinics that specialize in tail removal and ear docking for Pleasure Island escapees. Unfortunately, their services are completely out-of-network.
Clinica #1, Mexican doctors are just as skilled as those in the US, except they don’t accept insurance. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Any donk who has had his tail docked will tell you that the concept of animals not feeling pain is a big fat lie. 2026, 6"x8", $250
The tail docking itself is cheap, it’s the anesthesia that costs you. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Young gringos know where to go south of the border to get their donkey shots. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Begging for mercy while pleading poverty isn’t going to sway the vet—to him, you’re just a stinking animal. 2026, 6"x8", $250
Clinica #6, The initial consultation at a back alley de-donkification clinic always starts with a thorough prostate examination. 2026, 6"x8", $250
The Garden of Donkey Delights
Pleasure Island isn’t all resorts and salt mines - there are still some sylvan glades left if you know where to look.
"Hooka", High as hell, Lucas had visions of his missing fraternity brothers, Dillon and Jake. “Dude,” they said, “being a donkeyboi slaps!” 2026, 6"x8", $300
"The Swing", A Frathouse Fragonard. 2026, 6"x8", $250
"Hello there." Much of the fauna is unique to the island. 2026, 6"x8", $250
